one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
To be fair, there’s an EYE on the freaking bottle.
print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything
This was a life changing revelation for me.
And why ruin your already lackluster sex life by making something so joyful and free seem like a goddamn chore.
Fucking selfish assholes.
And nobody asked you to buy them shit most likely. You CHOSE to do it, just like they have a right to CHOOSE when they wanna fuck your duck ass.
Sometime men like sex as a stress reliever and it’s the same for women. They enjoy it and it calms them. But if your boyfriend doesn’t back off when you say you aren’t in the mood then they aren’t worth dating. Especially if treating you nicely, or the way that you treat them is a chore. And if you’re with a man because they buy you shit, that isn’t a fucking relationship either. If it isn’t an equal emotional ground then it’s not a relationship anymore. It’s a chore. And no one likes chores.
Come on people. Be nice and treat people equally. Shit ain’t hard.
Ugh fucking dumb dudes.
1. You do things for people you love UNCONDITIONALLY, you do them because you love them not because you expect something in return. And you especially don’t remember all the nice things you did just to rub them in someone’s face when you don’t get what you want, when you do that it’s apparent you only did those things to manipulate someone into doing what you want and pretty much invalidates any nice thing you’ve ever done.
2. No one “owes” you sex, ever, NEVER EVER. It doesn’t work like that you dipshit.
something tells me he wasnt in a relationship after posting this. he kinda made it obvious that he was only using her for sex.
This is a double edged sword too. If a girl is raised thinking that a boyfriend doesn’t need consent, and the boy thinks the opposite. The boy doesn’t say anything because he thinks it’s obvious, the girl thinks the same thing and then they both end up missing out on everything about a relationship that doesn’t have to do with sex. The boy might never end up knowing what was bothering her (And if he does ever find out, he feels like a total peace of shit for something he would never do).
Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
Helped my friend Barry move out of his place today.
I’m amazed at how much stuff he has on him when I helped him move. I always considered myself a pack-rat, and when I moved out of my sisters I had my whole room packed into 5 boxes (and I only took 2 with me to college.)
It can be expensive to hold onto things that get in the way of a move, though. I can see why he’d want to hold onto this stuff, though, So I’m glad I was here to help.
omg ami you flawless disney princess
Bobby Pesto and Squid work on their first protection racket for the boss.
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?
I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?
No surprise there.
6: exclusively homosexual
A TRIPPLE negative? REALLY?
This is not good survey writing. Especially for all true and false question